Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

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What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys?

Coach. What do you call one white guy surrounded by 100 black guys Warden.

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Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13\. Number 9 will shock you!

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

How many feminists does it take to dismantle the patriarchy?

None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)

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Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault?

One's a leaker, one's a Le Car.