Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

gt simplistic 10 letters

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

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What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.