Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Why are you packing condoms for a sailing trip with 10 guys?

I'm saying "Just in case." Now I'm traveling with a bigger case.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9. I'll see myself out.

How long does it take a black woman to poo?

9 mouths

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What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

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Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.