How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.

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How many Budists does it take... How many Budists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The change, if needed, will come from within.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.