How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white !*"

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

How many skaters does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but it will take 13 attempts.

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.