What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

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How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies?

Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.