Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
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I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
They will never listen to Logic or Reason.
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
None. Once they shut up, no-one has any reason left to oppress them :)
reasons unknown
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
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For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...
Because it's the reason for the sneason.
1. No mind. 2. No business.
Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9.
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
They think Cast is spelled with an e.
Reasons to be offended.
You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.
They are closer to hell.
So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.
She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'
He couldn't see any reason not to be!
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
You can reason with the terrorist!
Me: Procrastination. B: How is that a positive M: I'll give you my reasons. Later.
Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.
They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.
He found Hillary's emails
So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.
Fabric softener.
You hold the lightbulb and every politician screws you!
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
Vegetarians!
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The US elections.
Mr. President.
That would be a dead giveaway.
Barium.
A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.
Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown
