Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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Why did the man steal mushrooms from the store?

Because he had no .

What do you call a man with no will to live?

Willis.

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Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...