Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

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How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

What is the cow's holiday greeting?

Mooooory Christmas!

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Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.