Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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What did the man say while holding a square clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

What's the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time!

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What did the blind, deaf, mute girl get for Christmas??

Cancer.

Reason Jokes More Reason Jokes

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.