Why was the man allergic to Christmas?

Because it's the reason for the sneason.

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What do you get a man who has everything?

storage

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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What did German kids get for Christmas during th holocaust?

Easy Bake Ovens

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ?

A ladder in her stocking !

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Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.