What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

What do post-impressionist painters sing when painting a Frozen landscape?

Let it Gogh!

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.