What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

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Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados