What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

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What did a blind french guy said he wanted for christmas?

All I want for christmas is yeux"

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?

Justin Bieber

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?

Jungle Bells

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".