How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

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Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.