How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

What do you call a girl hanging from a basketball rim?

Annette

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

he didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.