How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

Tarzan Jokes More Tarzan Jokes

What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados