Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you keep black people out of your back yard?

Hang one in the front!

What did the scarf say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

What is Jesus' favorite mathematical operation?

The Cross Product

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.