Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann
GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.
Hang one in the front!
You go on ahead, I am going to hang around a bit longer.
Because they fall through his hands.
The Cross Product
Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!
When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.
Chicks dig stars.