Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Jesus like his chicken?

Crucifried

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ?

To boldly go where no man has been before !