Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call an Irish guy with no arms and no legs hanging out on your front porch?

Patio Furniture.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other?

Aileen

Why are the ladies thirsty so thirsty for my love?

It's Minute Made