Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once