Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What's the difference between a midget chess team and a ladies track team?

One is a group of cunning little runts.... the other is a group of running little C