Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."