What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

They use a machine gun.

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything."

What is the volume of pizza?

Pizza of course! If z = radius of the pizza and a = the height then * radius2 * height = Pi * z * z * a = Pizza.

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege