What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver