How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

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What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

sleigh-er

Why does OP never deliver?

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)