How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

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Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

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Why are people always having their pizzas delivered?

Just order them without liver."

What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit?

OP delivers.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.