Sunday Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

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What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How does a ghost start a letter?

Tomb it may concern.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Strong Day Jokes More Strong Day Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's beef jerky?

Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.