Sunday Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

What is the most common comment on Reddit?

OPs mother.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Moovie Jokes More Moovie Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

Sole Jokes More Sole Jokes

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

Why is Kim Jong-un so hungry?

Because hes got no Sole!

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

River Jokes More River Jokes

How do I get to the other side of the river?

The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"

What do beavers do to a river?

God dam it

Uncle Vernon Jokes More Uncle Vernon Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What's the difference between Botox and Borax?

Two letters.

What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.