Sunday Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

he has Divine Right of way

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

A: She went to sea a movie.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

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Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

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What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

payday vs prayday.

What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

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What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.