Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

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Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

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Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.