Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.