Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

What do you get if you have strep throat on Friday?

Saturday Night Fever.

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.