Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

What is the dirtiest day of the week?

SaTURDay

Week Day Jokes More Week Day Jokes

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.