What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

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What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What 8 letter word is read the same way backwards and forwards?

Dyslexia