What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

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Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

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What else can we think about?

Insomnia

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

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What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin