What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What do SQL programmers do at night?

Count star.

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What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

What do agnostic, insomniac dyslexics do at night?

A: Stay awake and wonder if there's a dog

Agnostic Man Jokes More Agnostic Man Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

What do cats listen to during their free time?

they listen to podcats.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

What's the best thing about having insomnia?

Only one nights sleep til Christmas!

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

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What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.