What is a whale's favorite song?

Shout.

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

Why should you never shout at a pirate?

Because it hurts their buccaneers. (Sorry it's lame, I just made it up)