What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the geologist get divorced?

He took his wife for granite.

Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if you're on a Starcraft diet?

Not enough minerals.

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.