What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school

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How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories ?

A shaggy dogs tale !

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Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days?

Because 7 days makes a hole weak

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Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

What would Valve call the next world war?

A Global Offensive.

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What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!