What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Which ones?

Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble

What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer need to buy a new pair of socks?

Because he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

Valve Jokes More Valve Jokes

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to

Shout Jokes More Shout Jokes

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

How's my dad?

Dr:I'm afraid he's in critical condition *shout from inside room "You've never lived to up to your potential!"