Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

What do you call a Mexican skeleton's favorite drug?

Marrow-Juan-a.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird