Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

What is a sailor's favorite letter?

From his wife back home

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

Why do Mexicans make refried beans?

Ever heard of a Mexican doing something right the first time

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Why did the blonde jump off the cliff?

A: She thought her maxi pad had wings

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad