Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Who's there ! Ankara ! Ankara who ?

Ankara went off the cliff !

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad