Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican skeleton's favorite drug?

Marrow-Juan-a.

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with a Pokemon trainer?

He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

Tequila Jokes More Tequila Jokes

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.