Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

Why is a river really rich?

Its got two banks.

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What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do you call Harper Lee's Mexican flying animal?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

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Tequila mocking bird

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What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons?

A two-eyed onion.

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What else?

You've walked out of wife"

What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.