Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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Why did a Mexican man throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

Why did the mexican man throw his wife off a bridge?

He wanted tequila.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

X Jokes More X Jokes

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

Why did Billy not care who he offended while posting on the internet?

Because the ends justify the memes

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.

Combine Jokes More Combine Jokes

What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.