Tequila Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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Why'd the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

What is Harper Lee's favorite drink?

Tequila mockingbird.

What is the Highest Proof of Tequila?

Juan Fifty Juan

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What is the most popular novel in Mexico?

Tequila mocking bird

What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

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What is Harper Lee's favorite alcoholic drink?

A Tequila Mockingbird.

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

Who's there ?

Cliff ! Cliff who Cliff hanger !

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What do you get when you combine a recliner with a fruit?

A chairy.

What do you get when you combine human DNA with a goats?

kicked out of the petting zoo...

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Why did the Mexican... ... throw his wife off a cliff?

Tequila! ... go to the home improvement store in December Fajitas!

What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan?

Fajita

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What's the difference between a girl's track team and a bunch of pigs?

One's a group of cunning runts...

What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad