Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

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Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

What do you call a joke that gets posted over and over again on reddit?

Al-redi-reddi-tt.

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

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Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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What do you call a day when all jokes on this sub are re-posts?

EVERYDAY !!

What did Ghost A say to Ghost B?

Nothing because ghosts don't exist. Edit:Holy crap I just realized I didn't post this on /r/antijokes.

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.