Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.
Because he had already Reddit.
reddit, reddit
A pilot, you racist.
Mace.
They always get jalapeno business!
Because he hates crosswalks
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search
I love Satan
Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)
Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.
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He denied Jesus 3 times
Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.