EVERYDAY !!
You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Elf-ies.
Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.
A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.