How do you bring a joke to the front page?

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

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What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.