Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit?

Because it blew up.

What kid blows you and gets you all wet?

El Nio

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What did Reddit say to his elderly mother when he tried to take her to a home?

Get in the Karma.

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

Why did the introduction and the conclusion break up?

They were just never on the same page...