When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.