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Earth wind and fire
Jupiter
Duh. Cause he's da foe.
You get repercussions
Because he played with fire before it was cool.
Tennish
Because someone's always on the deck!
Mountains peak.
They can't guard their towers.
Juan v Juan
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
They don't know where home is.
You can't play football with the remote.
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Swishnu
A: Because he was sitting on the deck !
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.
Because they always draw a cardigan.
Pulled pork.
Quarkiplier
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Lawrence Elk
One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.
Because of all the Cheetahs!
Because they're playing on console.
Toastyyy!
Play the national anthem
Cuz they take all the green cards
Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
It was in A-minor
too many cheetahs
PokeMom
Viola.
A Rubik's cube, you dirty minded individuals!
Because they pikachu
He wanted to harm monica.
Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones
A wok on.
Dill or No Dill
Jack of all Spades
Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.
Too many cheetahs.
They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.
He plays golf.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.
Having to admit you have autism :,P
Because he wanted to play chicken.
Dont fret about it.
Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.
They are missing 2 towers
Cause he always plays with Pooh.
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
They watch moving picktures.
Cause they're dead!
Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!
You will lose every hand.
Because they like to play with each other's oui oui.
A trombone!
They steal the green cards.
He was a cheetah.
The airplane.
They don't play the beta.
Lets go play on our bikes.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Because he was always spotted.
A conundrum.
They're short 2 towers.
I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!
Around the ankles and wrists :D
In the areeeeeiiiiiiiiina
It's all played in the high C's.
the fam copter
He shreds.
The herpsichord.
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots
The Wii hours of the morning.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
B-52...F-16...B-1..
He's always nailed to the boards....
Simon 16
Kurt Fossil
System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia
Slow Children At Play
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
It is a play on words, after all
It had run out of lettuce
The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.
Wok n' Roll
Mad props...
You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...
Cos once you go black, you never go back.
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
Borderlands
Because she keeps running away from the ball
Christmas music will still be playing next year.
None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.
Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
I miss you.
He saw stars.
The Woof of Wall Street.
Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.
Because it's more than a ceiling
Meh. They just aren't in' uit.
Homeless
They go shopping at a department store.
Where my knickers at "
You hit rock bottom!
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
