What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

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Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What musical instrument do people with STDs play?

The herpsichord.

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why don't you play with your friends?

he asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

How do old people check up to see how their friends are doing?

They look in the obituary

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What do you call a family of Orthopaedic doctors ?

A Joint family.

Autism Jokes More Autism Jokes

How do you find out if a dead man has autism?

You give them an autopsy

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism :,P

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

Admit Jokes More Admit Jokes

Why did the vegetable thief get a lighter sentence?

Because he admitted the crime was *parsley* his fault.

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.