Having to admit you have autism :,P
All those spikes hurt his hands
Ask them if they play league.
A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself
A Sandy Hook survivor
I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."
bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.
You give them an autopsy
The Holocaust. (pun, hologram deal)
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
They're always in de Nile.