What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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Why did lieutenant Uhura smell bad?

because William Shatner

Why doesn't the queen's farts smell?

Because it's a noble gas.

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

Whats long and green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger.

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.