What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

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A pair of ducks.

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They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit The Frog's finger.

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

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What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.