What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter F.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

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What did the politicians say after taking a huge bong hit?

What's Allepo "

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad