What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

What's the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of 4.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

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What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

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What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member?

Mad props...

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.