Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

U2 Jokes More U2 Jokes

Why did Microsoft name their new web browser "Edge"?

Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.

What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!

Football Game Jokes More Football Game Jokes

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.