Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

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What is the most said band name during the holidays?

U2

Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.