Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

What would you do if you won the lottery?

Two friends meet together and one asks: What would you do if you won the lottery? -I would build a brothel! Oh, and if it went wrong and you loose money? -I'd open it to the public

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Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?

Bonos.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

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What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.