Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

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Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree