Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.

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Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!