Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
She said she didn't see him coming
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!
A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction
I'll be Bach.
About tennish.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Tell her a joke on a Monday!