Tell her a joke on Wednesday!
Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
They are the wurst.
Humerus.97
Because Wednesday is hump day.
Because the rest are weekdays.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
A: Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
