How do you make a blonde laugh on Satur...

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How can you tell if Lady Gaga is dead?

Po-po-po-po-po-po-poke-her-face

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

Why can't your jokes ever make NRA members laugh?

Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.

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Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.

How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

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I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!