Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.

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He was talking smack.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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Tuesday.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster "

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.