Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

What's the difference between a hand towel and toilet paper?

What " "You aren't coming to my house"

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He was selling ill-eagle drugs.

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

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Tuesday

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Tuesday.

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Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

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Two Wongs don't make a white

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.