Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

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How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What did you expect?

Honestly.

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What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday?

A: Chump day.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.