Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

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What did the peanut say to his wife before he left?

I'll be back in a jiffy

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.