Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

What did the salad say as it was thrown into jail?

Lettuce Go!"

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What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?

An astronut.

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"