Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!