Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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What do you call a dwarf psychic who has escaped jail?

Small medium at large

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

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Why was the peanut so salty?

Because it got R O A S T E D

Why did the Russians use peanuts for torture in the Cold War?

Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!