Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What do you call a house full of black people?

A jail.

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.