Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Why did the rope go to jail?

Because he was knotty

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Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car