What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do mermaids have babies?

Sea-sections

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

What's a dog's least favorite unit of measurement?

Pounds

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.