What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What's the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What gets louder as it gets smaller?

A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ?

Bette-lou a few pounds !

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!