What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4 year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window