What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window