What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

What's the difference between sandpaper and a baby?

The sandpaper doesn't scream when I rub it's face on wood.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

How do dog catchers get paid?

By the Pound!

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!