What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and resturant ?

Restaurants have better servers.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call an international criminal waffle that you dropped at the beach?

Carmen Sandy Eggo

What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window