What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a box of dead babies ?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby?

One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between an 8 year old and a big bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony

What's the difference between a bindle of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window