What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What is love?

Baby don't hurt me.

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What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

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She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window