What's the difference between a four year old and a baggie of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.

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What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Because they'll crack up anyways

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A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!