What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

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What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.