What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

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What's the similarity to Group A streptococci and feminists?

They're sensitive to everything

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.