What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

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Opposite Jokes More Opposite Jokes

What is the Opposite of Palindrom?

NTSCindrom HAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHA

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

Con Jokes More Con Jokes

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

Progress Jokes More Progress Jokes

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.