Progress Jokes

What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

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What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.

What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

Me

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Cottage cheese.

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What's the opposite of progress?

congress.

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

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What's a SJW's favorite maths topic?

Triggernometry

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

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What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

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What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What is Bernie Sanders' LEAST favorite band?

SWV (sisters with voices)

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Why didn't you visit Chad?

Cause he wasn't my Niger.

What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.

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What is the opposite of /r/upliftingnews?

r/news

What's the opposite of Tim Walken?

Tim Daly.