Progress Jokes

What's the opposite of progress?

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What do you call a lamppost in Niger?

Progress.

What is the opposite of progress?

colgatereally)Congress.

What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What can you say to your trainer that will compliment then on your progress and also be wildly inappropriate?

You make me hard

What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's been in the works for 7000 days and has barely made any progress?

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Progress.

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