They objectify everything.
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A redneck's trigger actually does something
She kept objectifying people.
A Pander.
Progressive
It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
They can't handle the trigger!
Because they're not PC
That's inappropriate.
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
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Oops.
In an oven.
Social justice.
Triggernometry
Because they want to make teeth straight and white.
Because they have high double standards.
THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!
They are too trigger-happy.
a good start.
Because it doesn't discriminate.
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Chrono Triggered.
Because it was Pablo-matic
Turning off a computer often fixes the problem.
They fixed it because their the fawns
A good start.
A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connections for the following reasons: 1. Illegal downloading. Thank you, and have a nice day.
Ben/Anna!
They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.
A shooting star
Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.
Awarewolf
A groan up!
Because they're too stupid to learn how to make them.
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
