Sjw Jokes

Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

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What's the difference between a redneck, and a SJW?

A redneck's trigger actually does something

Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

What's an SJW's favourite animal?

A Pander.

What's an SJW's favorite insurance?

Progressive

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

Why do SJWs hate Apple computers?

Because they're not PC

What did the SJW say to the man who appropriated culture?

That's inappropriate.

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

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How do your trigger a SJW?

Oops.

Where do SJWs belong?

In an oven.

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.

What's a SJW's favorite maths topic?

Triggernometry

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!

Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military?

They are too trigger-happy.

What do you call 10,000 SJW's at the bottom of the ocean?

a good start.

Why do SJWs like cancer?

Because it doesn't discriminate.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

What's an SJW's favorite JRPG?

Chrono Triggered.

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

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How would you handle a complaint from a customer?

Applicant: Well that depends, what's the complaint? Interviewer: He's complaining that his burger had onions on it, even though he specifically asked they were to be removed. Applicant: Well I'd start by telling him he's in the retail section.

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

World Jokes More World Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Triggerednometry Jokes More Triggerednometry Jokes

Whats a Feminist's favorite math subject?

Triggerednometry

What's an sjw's favorite subject?

Triggerednometry

Good Start Jokes More Good Start Jokes

What do you call 1000 emo kids at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What do you call 100 drowning vegans?

A good start

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What does Eminem and a Tumblr SJW have in common?

See they can trigger me, but they'll never figure me out"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Social Justice Jokes More Social Justice Jokes

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

What do you get if you cross a SJW and Jason Voorhees?

Social justice.