How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

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How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb?

Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke.

How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

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How many dentists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to administer the anaesthetic one to extract the light bulb and one to offer the socket some vile pink mouthwash.

How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb?

You don't know man, you weren't there!

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

How many Super Sayains does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!

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What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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How many people from Quebec does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.

How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.