How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None it is done by the automatic pilot.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the corner of 69th and main?

Your moms place of employment

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him

Narcissist Jokes More Narcissist Jokes

How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.