How do narcissists remember everything?

They have a photogenic memory.

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Why is it so difficult for people with breast cancer to remember things?

They have bad mammaries.

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How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.