What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What happens when a dragon vapes?

Chemtrails.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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What did the physicist say to the depressed hippy?

There's no such thing as negative energy"

What's the only thing an Irish person can hold on to?

A grudge.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log