What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

How do I stay humble?

Well, it's not easy, but I start by being generally bad at almost all things.

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What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

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What's the difference between amnesia and alzheimers?

I can't remember.

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.