What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

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What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

What happened to the octopus in the football game?

He had tentackles.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

What do you call mustard that's not very hot?

Air condijoned. I'll see myself out.

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What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)