How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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Why do Republicans use rulers?

They want everything to be straight.

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

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Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

Why are blond jokes so short?

So men can remember them.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.