How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.

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Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

What are the symptoms of amnesia?

I can't remember

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What do you call a black guy who plays the piano?

a pianist

Why was the pianist so depressed?

Because they weren't good at Chopin.

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How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

What's musical and handy in a supermarket?

A: A Chopin Liszt.