Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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What does Mario use to talk to dead people?

A Luigi Board

Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

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Why are south italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from italian hope it makes as much sense as there

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!