Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate?

He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.