Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

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What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

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How about the early worm?

How'd that work out for him

Why are mirror makers proud of what they do?

Their work is a reflection of themselves.

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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ?

A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!