Because she was an operetta (operator).
A Cairopractor!
Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '
Because they're ugly and they stink.
She'll tell you
My Bologna had a first name.
It takes the edge off it
Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.
Nutty Marietta!