What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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American Jokes More American Jokes

How much do Americans like racist jokes?

Enough to make one President.

How do you turn German beer into American Beer?

Drink it

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What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Which video game do Mexicans play the most?

Borderlands

Destiny Jokes More Destiny Jokes

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.