What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

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American Jokes More American Jokes

Why are a good majority of Americans obese?

At least the food won't take away their rights. Do a little oppression of their own.

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

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Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

Video Game Jokes More Video Game Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

Destiny Jokes More Destiny Jokes

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny