What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What do you call a video game that gives cancer?

Tombr Aider

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.