How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

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How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

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What do you call a jar of mayonnaise stuck in quicksand?

Sinko de mayo

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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How do you fix a broken gorilla?

With a monkey wrench.

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch!

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling