What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue?

You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.