What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!