What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you know if a woman is hot for you?

When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.