What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you a white convict stuck between two black convicts?

An Oreo crookie

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Hurricane Jokes More Hurricane Jokes

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Milkshake Jokes More Milkshake Jokes

What cows give each other when they meet?

A: A milkshake.

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.