How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

What do you give a losing horse with lockjaw?

A new jaw-key

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What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What did the Florida boy have on his feet?

Crocs

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What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins

What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?

A milkshake.

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What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common?

A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...