How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

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What do tornadoes and redneck divorces have in common?

Either way, someone is going to end up losing a trailer.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

Why do they call old people 'frogs' in Florida?

Cause they all go there to croak!

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What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.

How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!