How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer

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What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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What's the similarity between your wife and a tin roof in a hurricane?

If you didn't nail them properly they'll go see your neighbor

What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane?

A: I have my eye on you.

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How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

In the end, someone is going to lose a trailer.